Andy Dick’s roommate has slammed the TV comedian’s new fiancée, claiming the engagement is a sham, that he is still married to his ex, and that the alleged bride-to-be is a ‘w***e’ who ‘just wants attention’.
Dick, 55, allegedly proposed to 32-year-old Howard Stern show regular Elisa Jordana last month.
But he failed to show up for their Valentine’s Day wedding on her YouTube show Kermit and Friends, and was caught on camera days later kissing his roommate, actress Kali Nolen.
In an exclusive interview with DailyMail.com, Nolen furiously claimed that the engagement was fake and a bid for attention by Jordana – who she criticized as ‘not even a celebrity’.
Andy Dick’s roommate Kali Nolen (pictured) says his engagement to radio star Elisa Jordana is a sham and claims the comedian is still married to his estranged wife
The 55-year-old reality star announced on Instagram last month that he is engaged to 32-year-old media personality and Howard Stern favorite Elisa Jordana (pictured)
‘Andy’s still married so I didn’t really break up an engagement. She doesn’t even have an engagement ring,’ Nolen said.
‘She just has a podcast and was on the Howard Stern show, she’s not even a celebrity. She’s just doing this s**t for attention.
‘Elisa is a fame h*e, she’s not even on TMZ. This girl is a faux,’ the actress lashed out.
‘I’m not a w***e like her. But now it’s all over the tabloids.’
Nolen, who lives with her friend Dick in a house in the Hollywood Hills, claimed that last month Jordana invited Dick, her and their fellow roommate Jesse Grider to Lisa Vandepump’s SUR restaurant in West Hollywood.
‘She called us and invited all of us to the SUR lounge. Andy didn’t even want to go but we all encouraged him to go,’ she said.
‘She didn’t say anything about the engagement, and she called her ex Benjy [Bronk, a Howard Stern show writer] while we were sitting at the table.’
Nolen said that the three roommates – including recovering addict Dick – had been on a days-long bender before the restaurant date.
Dick, however, ditched his online Valentine’s Day wedding, only to return to Jordana’s YouTube show two weeks later, where he was seen slurring his words and kissing Nolen (far right)
According to Nolen, Dick never actually proposed to Jordana with a ring and their engagement is just a bid ‘for attention’
Even if the engagement is real, Dick could be in legal hot water if he tries to go through with the nuptials, as he has yet to divorce his estranged wife and mother of two of his three children, Lina Sved (pictured together in 2015)
‘It was Jesse’s birthday weekend, we had been partying for two or three days… I was under the influence and I was unaware that I was even being filmed.
‘I was just sitting on the couch with Andy. He leans over and kisses me. But she just wants to get some publicity, so she’s screaming, “bad fiance, I was engaged to Andy… My fiancée, he cheated!”
‘I never slept with Andy, nobody’s really cheating,’ she added. ‘I’m not in a relationship with Andy. But he was never engaged to her in the first place. He never bought Elisa a ring, he never actually proposed to her with a ring.
‘He maybe dated her before. But she never comes to the house ever.
‘It’s slander, saying he’s cheating with me.’
Jordana, a former member of the band Cobra Starship, told Page Six a very different story, claiming Dick proposed to her one morning in February.
‘He asked me at six in the morning a few Sundays back, and I said yes,’ she told the site.
‘We are always working on the relationship, so as long as nothing weird happens it is happening. My mom is coming in June for my birthday, so hopefully then.’
Dick, who has starred on Celebrity Wife Swap and Dancing With the Stars, appeared to confirm the engagement, appearing on Jordana’s YouTube show and telling her ‘I’m gonna get you the fattest f***ing ring, b***h.’
Nolen, who lives with Dick in a house in the Hollywood Hills, slammed Jordana as a ‘wh**e’ allegedly seeking publicity. She denied Jordana’s allegations of cheating, saying she never slept with Dick and claimed their engagement is fake
Nolen previously lived with porn star Ron Jeremy. The pair are seen together in a photo shared on Instagram in 2018
He also posted on Instagram last week a shot of him wrapping his arms around her and kissing her on the cheek during a celebratory dinner at SUR with the caption: ‘Yay!!!!! Me and @elisajordana celebrating engagement and Kermit And Friends’.
But the hot mess comedian failed to even show up for their wedding, which was set to be recorded on a Valentine’s Day episode of her show.
‘So I’ve been engaged for one week,’ the bride-to-be said on Kermit and Friends. ‘It’s not going well. I haven’t spoken to my fiancé since he proposed to me, and I saw he posted an Instagram story with someone’s nipple in it.’
And according to his roommate, Dick could be in legal hot water if he tried to go through with the nuptials, as he has yet to divorce his estranged wife and mother of two of his three children, Lina Sved.
There are no documents filed at the Los Angeles County Superior Court confirming their divorce, but in 2018 Sved did take out a domestic violence restraining order against Dick.
Dick has been married twice. His first wife was artist Ivone Kowalczyk (pictured in 2003) from 1986 to 1990
The couple began dating in 1995 and had been on again, off again for over a decade, but three years ago she filed court papers saying she came home to find broken dishes and glass and Dick screaming and cursing.
Sved, 46, claimed in the restraining order application that she could smell vodka on her husband’s breath, and that he was angry because he believed their adult children were disrespecting him.
The comedian even flipped a coffee table, and only calmed down when she called the police, she claimed.
Sved, a TV producer, claimed her estranged husband broke two windows to get into the house, gets erratic and verbally abusive when he drinks, and would bring ‘random strangers’ into their home.
The judge granted the restraining order and told Dick to move out of the family home and stay 100 yards from Sved and their children.
The producer now lives with Paul Ryder, frontman for British band Happy Mondays.
Dick has been married twice. His first wife was artist Ivone Kowalczyk, from 1986 to 1990.
He was last romantically linked to reality TV actress Jennifer Gimenez in 2013.
